Dean peaking in your blog to tell you that you look beautiful today.
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
don’t kiss me on my neck i will literally fall apart before your very eyes
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories.
I love it when I don’t die too.
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"